We can all use a good laugh! The Bible does say, “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine” (Proverbs 17:22). So with that being said, what are some funny Bible verses and scriptures to provide us with some of that much needed medicine.
Funny Bible Verses
(Numbers 22:28) Then the LORD opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”
(1 Samuel 6:4) Then they said, What is the trespass-offering which we shall return to him? And they said, Five golden hemorrhoids, and five golden mice, the number of the lords of the Philistines; for one plague is upon them all, and upon your lords. (Darby Bible Translation)
(Job 19:17) My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own family.
(Proverbs 11:22) Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.
(Proverbs 21:9) Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
(Proverbs 21:19) Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.
(Proverbs 27:14) If anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
(Proverbs 27:15-16) A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands. (New Living Translation)
(Ezekiel 4:15) The LORD replied, “Instead of human waste, I will let you bake your bread on a fire made from cow manure. (Contemporary English Version)
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